Geez! Where have you guys been?!?!?
Just kidding.
I was going to get on here and tell you guys that I hadn't blogged because I've been fasting with my church but that would actually be a lie. Not good.
Blogs aren't restricted in the Daniel fast, which is what I did.
Dang it.
So I don't have an excuse. I just couldn't think of anything interesting to write about.
What's interesting about me?
What's interesting about me?
Then I woke up Sunday morning to get ready for service and it hit me.
I don't remember if I have shared this on my blog before but for anyone who doesn't know me or doesn't know this about me, I do not have knuckles on 6 of my 10 fingers and a few of my toes.
It's hereditary.
There is actually a knuckle there but there is cartilage in and around the actual knuckle that prevents it from moving. So I don't even have the extra skin and ridges on those fingers.
Please don't make fun of my fat, old lady hands but here is a picture for those of you that are visual....
Here's is me as a kid with my tiny no knuckle fingers. It was cuter back then.
It has actually never bothered me. Many people would never notice and I have always liked the thought of being different. People have said to me before, "Awe - I'm sorry!"
I'm not sure that reaction is needed but whatever. :)
But the truth of it is, there have been times over the years where knuckles actually would have come in pretty handy. (ha! Get it - HANDY.)
And I find that the older I get, the more aware I am.
Sooooooo - I thought I would share them with you so you could understand just how thankful you should be for your fully operating joints.
Remember when we were growing up and we had to do those fitness tests? Remember the pull up bars? Not great when you can't grip the bar. It hurt so bad and I am not sure that at that young an age that I really explained myself well. So I still had to do them and obviously never did well. Not that I was destined to be some amazing athlete or anything. HA! That makes me laugh just writing it.
Chop Sticks. Thank goodness I don't like Chinese food because that would be an issue. I'm sure I would figure out a way to hold them but it certainly would not look right.
Say So. We have this song that we sing in church called "Say So." And when you say it, you do this Jersey Shore-type fist pump. Well one of my friends one day lovingly pointed out that I look ridiculous doing it. So now every time we sing that song, I giggle a little and just point. Points for Jesus. :)
The reason that I look ridiculous doing it is because I cannot make a fist. Below is a picture of my fist from all angles. Warning: It's a little (lot) disturbing.
Speaking of Jersey - I could never live there because I wouldn't be able to fist pump.
Carrying things. I am THA WORST at carrying things. Ice chests are probably the worst because the handles are so thin. When we decorate outside for Christmas and I help Jarrod get the boxes out of the garage, I always have to stop and re-grip. Jarrod thinks its because I'm a wimp (which is partly true) but my grip really does slip! See - I truly wasn't created for manual labor! It's not my fault. :)
Singing into a microphone. I am on the worship team at my church and so I regularly sing with a mic. Me holding a mic, not a super cute look. Now - do I think anyone in the congregation is paying attention....of course not! Does it really actually bother me....not in the least. But it's funny looking. So because it's funny I'm sharing. Here is a picture of what it looks like...
And lastly, interviewing. I work in staffing so I spend a lot of time in an interview room with people looking for work. I sit with a clip board holding their application and I take notes about their skills. Therefore, much time is spent staring at me writing. I will say, in the 17 years I have worked in this industry, MANY people have noticed my shortage of knuckles and asked me about it. I guess because I hold my pen strangely, it sort of sticks out.
This is the view from the applicant's interview chair....
Feel sorry for me yet?
Well don't. I have always loved being weird. And I have weirdo relatives that look just like me!
I do wonder sometimes though.....I wonder if I could talk someone into giving me a handicap hanger for my car. Just saying. It technically IS a handicap.

